tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-100416412011-12-14T18:34:44.966-08:00this i would never say in personkojikocyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10107704377325037890noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10041641.post-1105424202933160632005-01-10T22:06:00.000-08:002005-01-10T22:18:05.663-08:00ok, ok...i'm not under any dillusions that i'm thin and sexy (5'11 255lbs). it's been a long time since a girl has made a play for me. but, come on, 'big man'! yes, my customer called me a big man. <br /> <br />the really sad thing is that it's entirely my fault. i can't blame genetics, i'm pretty sure i'm the heaviest person in my family. last spring, i counted calories and exercised regularly and lost 20 pounds over two months. no, i didn't do the jenny atkins zone diet or whatever. it was pure will-power and, i don't know, math. i simply made sure that i burned more calories than i took in each day. <br /> <br />so...the only possible conclusion is that i'm a fat sack because i choose to be. well, maybe i'm just too lazy to take care of myself. which one sounds better? <br /> <br />i'm thinking that i'm going to start posting 'bridget jones'-type entries every week. you know, my current weight, how many hours of tv i've watched this week,...that kinda shit. <br /> <br />wish me luck so i can become a fat loser, instead of a fat, loser. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10041641-110542420293316063?l=fellowshipofthedog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kojikocyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10107704377325037890noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10041641.post-1105248693034342342005-01-08T21:26:00.000-08:002005-01-08T21:31:33.036-08:00this is the first post of fellowship of the dog. (duh) <br /> <br />i will use this place to rant, talk, work things out...whatever. here i will deal with things and express thoughts that i just can't with my friends and family. here i will say 'fuck' and 'shit' and not be embarassed. it's sort of like what you would hear if you were in my car while i was driving and i didn't know. <br /> <br />i hope you enjoy it! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10041641-110524869303434234?l=fellowshipofthedog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kojikocyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10107704377325037890noreply@blogger.com0